It's not like she can't find it or something, she CHOOSES not to eat it. If it were up to me that's all I would do all day, but whatever. You would think this wouldn't affect me, but it totally does. See, when your mom doesn't eat meat, there are no meat pieces that just MIGHT fall to the ground while she is cooking. Sure, I get "meat" in my Nutrisca dog food but that meat doesn't look like meat. It looks like kibbles that used to be meat.
Check out blurry internet dog here:
Blurry internet dog looks extremely underwhelmed because his meat looks like kibbles and he knows it. He might also be upset because whoever did his manicure did a horrible job and missed about half of his toes. My bet is on the meat situation though.
Everything changed today though. Today dad brought home three big hunks of chicken and I have never smelled anything so amazing. Meat that looks like meat is my new favorite thing. As we speak I am watching it cook, waiting to get a big chunk all to myself. (None of this 'sharing' business, this is REAL meat we are talking about here). I will let you guys know soon how the situation goes down.